am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
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I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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