i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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