i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
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He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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