Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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