I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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