i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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