god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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