do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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