I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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