Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
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He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
so much tequila, so little girl.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.