I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.