Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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