i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
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My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
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His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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