1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Randomize
