Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Randomize
