I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
kristin has been a bad kristin
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
