i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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