the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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