So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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