ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Fuck appropriateness.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Come share oat with me in your robe
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