Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
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