I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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