he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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