Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
