I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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