i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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