HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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