i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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