Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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