69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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