We won't sleep together?
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
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I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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