OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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