She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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