I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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