Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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