She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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