You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
These tits shall not be calmed
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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