everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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