I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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