Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
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i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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