I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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