So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize
