what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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