I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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