The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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