If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
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I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
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we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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