Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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