Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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