Tell her she can't have a vagina
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Randomize
