it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
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she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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