At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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