There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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