Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
how does that bad decision feel?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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