hell yes lets make some ravioli
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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