it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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