problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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