I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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