you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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