Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
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note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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